This week...

... On The Rock of Love Bus!

The episode starts with a sweet three way date between Brett, Ashley, and Cammie. Things become physical pretty quickly and this makes Cammie uncomfortable. She's pretty into Brett. But she's not into taking off her clothes. And when the four of them journey to the private room in the back of the bus, she's not expecting the other girls to take their clothes off. Needless to say, she's hurt. So the next day,she and Brett sit down for a heart to heart and they decide she's just not into the rocker lifestyle. They unload her luggage, and leave her behind on the side of the road.

That afternoon, Brett takes Laurie, Kelsey, and Farrah to an amusement park. He shares a kiss with Kelsey by the bumper cars, but worries she might think kissing him is like kissing her dad. Regardless, he's into her knee high soccer socks so he decides to continue "digging her". Farrah spends her special alone time with Brett in the farris wheel, discussing the other girls on the bus. She thinks Laurie is fake, and Brett agrees. But he also reminds her that so are her breasts.

That night Brett has a gig at a State Fair, so he leaves the girls to get ready for his performance. His extensions need tending to. Ashley, Farrah, and Kelsey prepare for the evening with vodka and Redbull, while Laurie fiddles with the fringe on her t-shirt. Big John reminds the girls they should be on their best behaviour because they're representing Brett. He escorts them to their V.I.P. area (the space next to the stage fenced in with hay bales).

Poor girls... They aren't able to handle their liquor. It might have been the berries they ate off the planter in front of the bus. But maybe it was just the liquor. The next thing you know Kelsey is sobbing and lying on a speed bump. Big John finds her on the speed bump and reminds her "he's seen all her good stuffs that she's done [sic]. She needs to focus on her." Kelsey decides not to give up, and proclaims all people who like basil to be lame.

Ashley, Farrah, and Kelsey are told they need to go back to the bus and calm down. They think Big John is a dink. So they warm up some TV dinners and crawl around on all fours for awhile just to prove him wrong. At the backstage pass ceremony, Brett calls Kelsey out on the speed bump incident. He knows she's not the first girl to pass out on a speed bump, but he worries her passing out on a speed bump is an indication there might be bigger issues at play. So he takes away her backstage pass.

What will happen next? The tension is almost too much...